June 2, 2005

Inquiring Minds

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Lex Icon, the best-named blogger I’ve encountered yet, observes that the identity of “Deep Throat” seems much more obvious, in hindsight, and offers his opinion of Felt. Lex then wonders if the following Unsolved Mysteries (the best kind, eh?) might be solved anytime soon.

1. Who killed Jimmy Hoffa, and where is he?
2. What happened to Amelia Earhart?
3. What the hell crashed to the ground at Roswell?
4. Did anyone else shoot Kennedy?
5. Who was Jack the Ripper?

My answers…

Jimmy Hoffa “disappeared” himself and is now living in a Montana cabin, enjoying the solitude.

Amelia Earhart ditched her plane on a remote South Pacific island where she was greeted as a god by the natives; she still reigns over the seven stranded castaways.

What the hell crashed to the ground at Roswell? Nothing crashed at Roswell. You saw nothing. Now leave.

Kennedy was shot by a lone gunman who was taking orders from the illegitimate offspring of Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa.

Who was Jack the Ripper? Jack T.Ripper was the main character on “Three’s Company” — get it?

4 Responses to “Inquiring Minds”

  1. Margi Says:

    LMAO, D!

  2. Ron Says:

    I’m a Jersey guy by birth. Everyone says he’s at the Meadowlands (Where Giants Stadium is..) but mythbusters proved that one wrong :)

  3. Renee Says:

    montana cabin…? Is Hoffa a disgruntled manifesto writer, too?

  4. Jen Says:

    You are so silly!

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