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Comments On: Not Avon
*snort*!!!!!!! Dave, I just love you. No no no, not in THAT way. Sheesh. Can't pay you men any kind of compliment without you getting the wrong ideas. LOLOL. J/K Posted by Asherah at April 7, 2004 10:49 AMHA! I usually ask them to wait for a moment, close the door, and when I reopen it, I have burning sage in one hand and raven feathers in another, saying, "Okay - your god against Kali. Ready. Go." You can be nice, but evil is wicked funny. Posted by Penda at April 7, 2004 02:13 PMDave, Keep up the good work! Posted by Tom at April 7, 2004 02:46 PMNo, no, no, no! Invite them in, have a pleasant chat. I adore poking holes in absolutely everything that missionaries have to tell me. Critique the artwork on their scare-papers, hit them with logical conundrums, offer X-Files examples of the paranormal as if they really happened, tell them of the last missionaries you talked to .. from the church of Satan. This is pure entertainment, folks. Posted by Wulfgar at April 7, 2004 05:22 PMBWAHAHAHAHA! My husband keeps threatening to reply with: "I'd love to sit and chat with you right now but I'm sacrificing a goat in the garage." I told him that it would be a bad idea -- because we would then become Heathens to be Saved. Thanks for the laugh! Posted by Emma at April 7, 2004 06:04 PMPenda...I laughed so hard I nearly puked...
You open the door?!? I peek out of the bedroom window from the bottom and hope they don't see me. If they're wearing white stockings in the summertime or carrying literature, I turn down the t.v. and assume the position (tucked into a tight ball in the hallway). Posted by Tiffany at April 8, 2004 06:52 PM
Dave, a few weeks back I got hit twice in about 15 minute time frame. The first was a phone call from the JW's. Same line as you received about world destruction. The girl was very timid, I think I told her I didn't think things were all that bad and my faith could handle these events just fine. Click. Then the knock at the door. This time it's the Mormoms! Five women claiming to be looking for a woman from their church; but, as long as they are standing on my porch they might as well try to recruit right!?! Knowledge killed the conversation this time as I floored them with the fact that I had read their Book of Mormon, didn't agree with their doctrine and once again was happy with my current faith. Haven't been bothered since!
Posted by Babs at April 8, 2004 08:17 PM
Go Babs! In your case, it sounds almost like "fighting fire with fire!" Posted by david at April 8, 2004 08:20 PMI guess the rest of us are fighting with brimstone and hellfire :). Posted by Tiffany at April 9, 2004 05:44 PMPost a comment
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