October 31, 2005Bad Blog!Got an e-mail from a fellow Montana blogger; she wants to leave comments here at BLTB and over at Big Sky Blog, but my blog won’t cooperate. My initial reaction: I’m somewhat mortified that my blog was so rude! Sorta like when your child misbehaves in public. Does that say something weird about me (or my kids)? So here’s her problem; tell me if you have any ideas about what’s going on, or how to fix it:
So, I turn the question over to my Blogging Brain Trust (that means YOU). Ideas? Do As I DoHow many times has this happened to you: you are looking over the shoulder of a co-worker or friend, trying to coach him or her as they attempt to find something online. You tell them to go to Google, and they do that just fine. Then you suggest some search terms, and the person types the words into the search box. And then the person takes their hand off of the keyboard, places it on the mouse, and moves the cursor to the “Google Search” button and clicks it. And then you erupt in a burst of rage and begin pummeling the person with your fists, and scream out loud, “JUST HIT THE FREAKING ‘ENTER’ KEY, YOU IDIOT!” October 30, 2005Clue: LACEToday’s trivia question: what does this have to do with me? UPDATE: yeah, I guess the clues weren’t too difficult…I am 39 years old today. Hard to believe I used to be a baby! And thanks, all, for the birthday wishes! October 29, 2005Too Much Time On My HandsPublic Service Announcement: don’t forget to set your time-keeping devices back one full hour tonight or tomorrow morning…unless your municipal or state officials prohibit you from participating in this wonderful ritual. So…what are you going to do with your extra hour? Maher’s Idiocy of The WeekTonight, on “Real Time with Bill Maher,” the too-smug host kept trying to make the case that all home-schooled children were being taught by racist, hillbilly Nazis. He displayed a picture of two “white power” teenage sisters who apparently are the Olson Twins of Aryan pop-music, and noted that they were home-schooled. OK, now try to guess what Bill Maher thinks of this: a. “White power” morons are conspiratorial asshats who must indoctrinate their children with hatred and false pride by segregating them from society and brainwashing them from birth, and in no way reflect the vast majority of home-schooled children and their parents. b. All home-schooling is bad and will lead to psycho-nutjob kids who will grow up to be racist, hillbilly Nazis, and home-schooling should probably be illegal. If you guessed “b” then you’ve seen Bill Maher’s show. What an idiot. In other Real Time news, the spectacularly unfunny Scottish comedian Billy Connolly can finally get a job impersonating Dave Coulier. And Tony Snow, the lone voice of reason on tonight’s show, did a remarkable job of keeping his cool in the face of such overwhelming idiocy. October 28, 2005Our Gang of Little RascalsItem #1. The actor who portrayed “Porky” in the original Our Gang, Gordon Lee, passed away last week at the age of 72. This is the third instance in several months of two actors from a series passing away within days of each other. Coincidence…? Theory of BlogativityHeh…I love these image generating sites (found via). Here’s my take on it:
October 27, 2005Other Also-RansI feel bad for Harriet Miers; she did nothing wrong, and yet has been roundly trashed on both sides of the political spectrum. She may not have been the best candidate for the US Supreme Court, but she was certainly qualified to serve, in my very non-legal opinion. But she’s not the first nominee to not make it to the highest bench in the land; most people remember that Robert Bork was rejected by the Senate in a close vote, but there are more than twenty other nominees who either withdrew from consideration, like Miers, or were rejected by the Senate. Top O’ The PopsOn the day that I was born, the #1 song in America was “Last Train To Clarksville” by The Monkees. I’m cool with that; The Monkees are great. Which reminds me: the #1 song in America when Babs was born was “Last Train To Clarksville” by The Monkees. I was used to being the youngest person in each grade of school, but once I hit my senior year, Babs stole that title from me by being two days younger than me. Happy pre-birthday, Babs! October 26, 2005True ThatSeveral weeks ago, I had to drive my boss to the airport. On the left side of the road is the airport; on the right side is the top of a large hill that overlooks the city. Standing in the grass at the top of the hill, just observing the city below him, was a large mule all by himself. There were no other animals around. I pointed at the mule and asked rhetorically, “What on earth is that mule doing there?” My boss replied, “Same as us…just living.” Yep. Airborne
The Better Living Wife had to make a trip to San Antonio this week, on very short notice. Airfare to fly from Great Falls to San Antonio, on 24-hrs notice, was in the $1,023-$1,234 range. Add in a hotel for at least $60 or $75 per night, and *ouch!* Quite a hit to the wallet. BUT…thanks to the magic of the internets, we got a great deal via Expedia by searching for airfare PLUS hotel. The result: round-trip airfare (Delta) and five nights in a hotel - all for the low low price of only $636! Booked the trip on Monday afternoon, and she flew out before noon on Tuesday. I love technology, but when technology saves us hundreds of dollars, then I really & truly *LOVE* technology.
October 25, 2005The (Better) PracticeThere is no finer program currently airing on network television than “Boston Legal.” Tonight’s episode was, as always, outstanding. Alan Shore breaking into song at the restaurant on the subject of fishing; Denny Crane apologizing to the associate by calling her a “chubbette”; the opening testimony by Denise Bauer that earned a fast settlement by the defendant; and the final scene, with Alan and Denny puffing cigars on the balcony, that formally announced their friendship. I think my favorite line was when someone asked how Alan was doing (following his restaurant incident)…the reply was, “I think he wants to spawn.” And did you know that there’s an unoffical “Boston Legal” fansite, complete with lotsa links and even podcasts? Wheeeee! October 24, 2005Pretty Kitty!
My favorite: the chick-cat! But if any of you think that I would even try to adorn the Cow Cat with any sort of costume…well, I like my eyes, ears, fingers, and internal organs right where they are, thankyouverymuch. Real Time with SpikeSpike Lee is an idiot, as evidenced by his appearance on “Real Time” with Bill Maher the other night. Perpetrating the absolute nonsense that the New Orleans levees were blown up by the government? Good grief. And speaking of Spike…was he wearing a hat, or was that his hair? I honestly couldn’t tell. October 23, 2005Honk Honk!Just felt like posting a whimsical picture…this rerun is the annual “Release The Geese” event, done every April, when the geese that have been in the “Winter Hotel” are brought back and released at Gibson Pond, much to the delight of onlookers and goose-feeders! (more…) [powered by WordPress.] ON THIS SITE:
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